by Nate Smith

Everyone's talking about the mysterious demise of a lady now being touted as America's Princess Di. Anna Nicole Smith? America's Princess Di? I heard it on TV, it must be true.
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by Nate Smith

I'm thinking about getting a new cell phone and I'm not sure which one I should get. There are so many choices. I went to Wirefly to get the down low. Here's what I thought.

Wirefly's List of Top 10 Cell Phones:
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by Nate Smith

Halloween is right around the corner. Most of you probably have not figured out your costume yet because you're incredibly lazy, and even though you'll think about it 10 or 12 more times between now and the big night, you still won't get your act together. Slacker. But don't worry. Here are 10 easy costume ideas that are still scary and fun.
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by Nate Smith

Pardon my french, but Cheerios has made the biggest bitch move in the history of cereal competition. Cheerios has released a new version of their beloved breakfast item.

Fruity Cheerios. Man, that looks really familiar. What does that remind me of?
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by Nate Smith

Never in America's history could anyone have imagined that our greatest threat would be a man named Kim. But that time has come. Kim Jong III has the bomb and says it is "to die for." It is the perfect way to accessorize your dictatorial government.

Now, Kim Jong has never been a fan of America. I think it's mainly because he envies our shoes. We used to laugh at him. "Oh Kimee, you're so adorable when you're angry." But now he has the Bomb, and it's just not cute anymore.
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by Nate Smith

I have a tough decision I am trying to make and I need your help. I am trying to decide if I should buy a prosthetic limb. Right away I should let you know that I am not currently missing any limbs. I am completely limbful. I am at 100% limb status. That being said, I'm still considering purchasing a prosthetic limb. What do you think?

You're probably going to say no because I do not need one. But I think you are being way too hasty and aren't looking at the big picture. But you'll just ignore that and try to tell me that buying a prosthetic limb when I don't need one is immoral and an insult to those who really do need one. You'll probably give me some sob story about little Jimmy who lost his leg in a freak Easy Bake Oven accident and needs a brand shining new leg and I might be taking the last one.
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